Even though it's 4 days away, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas. Or maybe it does? A Christmas laugh I suppose...
On Saturday, my family took the traditional holiday trip to the movies. No, my hometown has not yet adopted a grand Continental Cinema 5 or a Rave for that matter, so we did what every other native of these parts does: hopped, skipped, & jumped one town over.
Before the movie started, I visited the ladies' room.
lady in the stall: "Bobbbrraa Jeeeen?" {12 seconds pass} "Bobbbrraa Jeeeen, is 'at choooo?"
me: {realizing she was talking to me} "No mam. This is not Barbara Jean."
lady in the stall: "It ain't chooo Bobbbrraa Jeeen?" {who is this lady?}
me: "No mam. I am NOT Barbara Jean."
lady in the stall: "Sorry, hun. I seen yer cowgirl boots and thought chooo was her."
Gotta love it. She scurried out before I could put a face with the voice. Sure hope she found Barbara Jean.
